Just like Daddy :)

Bobby Story: Lol Bob has been in the bathroom for like 20 minutes and I just go in there and ask if everything was ok? he sighs and says "Yeah it's hard to be like Daddy, we poop a lot!!!" LOL

Wonderful Morning with Bob

            I got up before Bobby this morning; I made him breakfast then woke him up. He came downstairs happy and sat down to eat right away. He came running in the living room to me and I said "What are you doing you need to eat" He says "I just came to give you a kiss" Then as quick as he came, he was back in his chair finishing his breakfast. 

           After Bobby finished his breakfast he ran in the living room again and said "Now, it's snuggle time." Just hearing those words melts my heart. I couldn't ask for anything better than snuggle time. Bobby told me he was cold but we both still too tired to get up to get a blanket, so we took out BIG pillow and laid that on top of us.

Later that day on our way to my moms earlier the car in front of me stopped short and I whispered "Shiii" and bobby starts singing "You almost said shit, you almost said shit" LOL I don't know what I'm going to do with this boy... I love him so much!!!!!

Father's Day :)

Bobby Story: Bob asked if I would help show him how put his watch on, I showed him and started to do it and he said "No, No I can do it!" I said "It can be hard to do with one hand keep trying." He said "It can be hard for big girls like you and daddy but I can do it" LMAO Happy Fathers day Josh Bob called you a girl :D

Bobby Story: I was watching The Bachelorette and was upset and about who she sent home. I started yelling at the TV saying "OMG Im heart broken, Im gonna cry" lol and Bobby says "Mom dont cry or I will make myself cry" Then came over and grabbed my face and said "I will always be here for you and fix your heart with all the doctors and make sure you do not cry" :D OMG I LOVE this boy!!!!!!!!

Most Shocking Bobby Story SO FAR

OMG BOBBY STORY: Bob was up in his room playing and comes running down the stairs screaming "Mom, Mom I want to show you something really cool!!" I wait for him to come down the stairs and he turns the corner butt naked and points down and says "Mom, Look how Big it is!!" OMG LMAO What do I do?!?!?!?! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

June 1, 2011

BOBBY STORY: Bobby's asking me about when he was in my belly, I showed him my ultrasound pics, and showed him the picture of when we found out he was a boy... he say "Oh my gosh, wear was my underwear?" LOL


Bobby Story: Bobby told me he wanted to hold me, he sat across my lap and brushes his fingers across my face and says "Your the prettiest mom, I ever seen" I Love this boy!!!


Bobby Story: Today is Bobby's dad's birthday and all day we were talking about his birthday and when daddy got home from work we told him happy birthday then about 30 minutes later I got out Daddy's presents and Bobby says "It's STILL your birthday? this is the longest birthday ever!" LOL

05/27/11

Reading so many post on Facebook about going on vaca this weekend to all these amazing places... have to say I would like to travel but cant Imagen a better sight than rolling on the ground with bob having a tickle fight, or outside squirting each other with water guns


Bobby Story: Bob is playing with his cash register and comes over to me and says "Can I have some money please" I hand him a pretend $100 and he gives a pathetic look and says "I need a real $100 mom" I said "Yeah me too


Bobby Story: I ask Bobby if he wants to go to the store with me, he says "What kind of store?" I say "A craft store" He says "Well I never been to one of those, I dont like it" I asked "If you have never been to one of those stores how do you know you dont like it?" He give me a come on mom look and says "Because Im a Genius"


Bobby Story: "Mom can we go outside?" -Bobby "Yes, let me finish this first." - Me (a few seconds later "Mom, why are you doing this to me?" - Bobby "what am I doing" - me "Mom, Look at your butt, its still sitting down!" - Bobby

*!*!*!*!* SAD AND kinda HAPPY DAY *!*!*!*!* Im pretty sure Bobby has officially grown out of his Spiderman boots :( They have lasted more than 2 years (And yes he is only 3) They lasted 2 summers and 3 winters... I want to cry :( Now the hard part is to convince him that we have to get rid of them...


Bobby Story: "I LOVE tornadoes!!" says Bobby, I ask "Why?" he says "because I get to build a fort and play on the iPad"


Bobby Story: bob was cleaning his room, I hear a thud then him scream and he came over to me holding his forehead and say "I ran into the wall, in was trying to be spider man"


I'm a Horrible mother! Apparently I deprive my son of at the wonderful things in life... just realized about 2 months ago that he has never had Mac n Cheese... then today I go to make him Cinnamon Sugar Toast and he asks Whats that!! Whats wrong with me?!?


Bobby Story: I told the little stinker he could not come out of his room until he picked up all the flash cards he threw all over his room. I went to check on him and said "it better be clean by the time I get in there" he says through the door "I don't have to if I don't want to, I'm a big kid and what I say goes" I open the door and he gives an oh shit look and says " tricked you, I want to clean"

Bobby Story: Bobby just said "Mom, can I have a healthy snack please?" lol


Bobby Story: Bobby just came up to me and shoves his hand in my face and says "look mom, I think this catipillar is died"


BOBBY STORY; he dumped out his basket off blocks after i just sorted all his toys in the right baskets and I gave him a look and he puts his hands out and says "ok ok, calm down calm down... I will pick them all up" lol he knew he was about to get in big trouble


On May 2nd; BOBBY MILESTONE: Bobby told us last night "do you wear a diaper to bed? No, so I'm not going to wear one either" so we made sure he sat on the potty before bed and....... HE WOKE UP DRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BOBBY STORY: Bobby claps his hands and says " Here's the deal, first we will eat lunch, then watch some cartoons, then daddy will come home and then we will go to Papas house... Ok.. Ok" then ran back in the kitchen to eat


BOBBY STORY: I asked bobby how he got so big, he says "because I asked for ir for Christmas"


BOBBY STORY: Bobby asked my how my cut stopped bleeding.. I tried explaining that you have cells in your body that heal cuts, I got half way through explaining it, meanwhile he's looking at me like I'm nuts and says "mom, mom, I don't care anymore"

Marbles

Bobby Story: We have a Marble Jar reward system. When Bobby does something good he gets a marble. When he does something bad he loses a marble. For every 10 marbles he gets to pick a toy out of a bucket. I went to the dollar store and bought a bunch of little things, he just got his second wash cloth first was spiderman, and this one was batman. Ive never seen a child so excited to get a wash cloth before :)

Introduction

          I have a son (Bobby) who is 3 years old. Pretty much ever sense he was born he surprises me everyday with the funniest things he says or does. I have been sharing his stories on Facebook and have so many people tell me how much they look forward to hearing all my Bobby Stories, some even say thy get on Facebook everyday just to read my Bobby Stories. So I decided to start a Blog. I knew I couldn't just do a Bobby Story, so I wanted to also use this Blog as a way for parents to interact and get and share advice. 
          I am a stay at home mom that watches other children for a living, yeah I'm a babysitter but I like to think of myself as having an At Home Day Care. I love spending my days with Children, I love to teach them things and to learn from them as well. Being a stay at home mom does come with its draw backs though. Because I am surrounded by children all day, I do long for the need of adult interaction a lot. Thankfully I have an Amazingly wonderful man in my life that is there for me when I need him. I am blessed in so many ways.
         To start of my very first blog, I decided to give a few of my saved Bobby Stories to share. 


Bobby runs over to me and says "There is a monster in my pants... I'll get him" then starts smacking his legs over and over then stops looks up at me and says "Oooooh it was just my pockets" 

Bob says "Trick or Treat" and I say "oh what are you suppose to be?' he says "A Ghost", So I playfully scream he says "No, your suppose to give me candy" So I pull out my Pretend candy and put it in his bag and he says "Aw man it DIDN'T work!

Bob just came in from the Kitchen and says "Mom I have a question, oh wait no, Mom I have a statement, I cant reach the candy"

Ive been telling Bobby all morning to go play in his room so I can clean the house really fast so after its all clean we can get out the Christmas boxes, I just asked him what I said, he says "Going to get a CHRISTMAS TREE"... apperantly hes like his daddy and only hears what he wants to hear

 

I tell bob to hurry up and eat his lunch so he can have some monkey bread before he takes a nap, he says I dont want to take a nap, I say Bob that the rules, he says "Thats not a rule, thats a BIG Problem"

Just got out the Butter to make dinner and found 3 finger marks in the butter, I asked Bob if he ate the butter, he said "Well... Yeah... I was hungry."

(we notice a few weeks ago Bobby making up or changing bad words so he can say them :/ ) So he was just running around playing and hit his private and said "Fam it I hit my Junk!"

I walk in the kitchen and Mea and Bob are under the table eating gummie bears after I told them they had to wait to get some... Bobby looks at me like oh crap Im caught but then says "What? Do you want some?

Today: 

Bob asked if he could watch a movie, I told him Maybe later, he says "All those words you just said really frustrated me."

I hope that everyone that reads this Blog gets as much Joy out of my sons silly sayings and crazy actions as I do and like all his fans on my Facebook page.